It gets worse to put it through google translate... 
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There are dirty dictionaries you can buy. I used to have a Spanish one, wouldn't be surprised if they had other language ones too.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Do you want to come back my place, bouncy-bouncy?
My nipples explode with delight!
So conversational Chinese then?
Reminds me of a Rowan Atkinson skit on naughty names...
"Our Russian exchange student, Sukmeyov."
It must have been Steven Colbert’s mother in law Munchma Quchi
Finally the translations we really need
What do you expect from the 'Whore Manual 2023 edition'? This year's edition has a lengthy foreward by Kim Kardashian
She must be doing something right, she has a billion dollars in her purse. I agree about the whore part, but hey - if you got it and know how to use it to make $$$, I'm all for it. The only thing I like about her is, she doesn't have those over-filled horrid botoxed baboon's ass lips like other members of the Kardashian Klan.
Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one with those dreams
Not very helpful without pinyin.
I think this is for Chinese to English, not the other way
That makes so much sense, I am shocked that I didn't think of it.
So…it was a lucid dream, I’m guessing.
A horse? WITH GLASSES ON??? Were they sunglasses and if so, how did you recognize it as a horse?
Here is an unrelated image of a normal human sitting in a chair. As you can tell the sunglasses do nothing, it is still clearly a human.
Nice try, but that's no normal human. That's Jeff Goldblum!
Nowhere near sexy enough
Oh uh.,..yeah, Jeff Goldblum, ahhhhhh......oh he's that...that guy. He was in that thing! Wow. That's so. It's like, it really is. (that's me doing my very bad Jeff Goldblum impression).....
Spot on, I could feel his presence
But the whole purpose of sunglasses is to make you anonymous so people won't recognize you! (It's actually an old joke, a horse wearing sunglasses so you won't recognize it). I was just trying and failing to be humorous. : /
Unintentional Berserk reference
Here I was spending my time learning phrases like "where is the bathroom" and "How much does the milk cost" in my second language.
They go hard in japan I guess.>
That’s Chinese, not Japanese.
It's all greek to me.
Could you bring me a gyro then please
Greek, French, Spanish,... whatever pleases you
ITT: Redditors that don't know about sex trafficking
Other people have that dream too?
The horse's owner in my dream only spoke Chinese. I wish I would have had this with me at the time.