We are Chapo Trap, we carry the flame

We'll answer your questions, in our own best way

The C stands for Citations and Hapo stands for Needed

I have forwarded your question to Chapo, who tells me they will do their best to get back to you within 21 business days. Thank you for your understanding.

like the drug dealer?

It's all I want to be, about $55,000,000 MXN

It's just a self-assigned expression that the biggest libs use to refer to themselves. So, yes, we respond here.

we are all chapo on this blessed day

Chapo was a righteous person who absolved us from our sins of struggle sessions around bulldogs and electoralism by nailing themselves to a comically large bean.

As long as you make a post on c/badposting every time before going to sleep, you might be rewarded for your faith and devotion with your questions answered one day.

Show yourself, Mr. Chapo! You terrorist of the internet!

I only know chapo's color, not who they are or whether they answer qs

And why are they into trap?

5 hours later and we don't have a cheesy "i am spartacus" style thread?

What on EARTH are you people talking about?