I went to the torture museum in Chicago and saw this device. Having seen the replica up close, I’d take the essay.

this just looks like a good back stretch in a hot sauna

I always preferred essays to multiple guess tests. Sometimes, you can bullshit your way through to an A.

Chat GPT, do my essay while i engage in extreme spinal related activities, make no mistakes; or else

I feel bad for people not writing essays. What do you do for fun?

Why are the arms so short, already?

But your generation has AI...