hah catgirls win again

I like dogs and petting dogs and scritching dogs and going "owowowo who's a puppy wowowowow" to them all excited.

You may not like to admit it but people like me are the grease that make your whole dog and puppy society function

But a grown dog is still a pup

There are no dogs that do not have the pup inside them, even the elderly doggos are still puppies, even if they are a little slower they still want to do all the same things.

but if im not a good puppy. That means Im a bad puppy

I am a fully grown dog my name is dogert and I have a wife and kids and a lease on my BMW

the adults are, in fact, in the room

Am I a heckin doggo lady?