BREAKING: "It's quite naive to assume liberals need hearts or brains to live." The controversial US diplomat Henry Kissinger, aged 100, shocks the world with a stunning comeback from a state of complete brain death. He is going to give an interview at 12:05 UCT+0 on a BBC livestream.
Time to start banning people for fake "kissinger is alive" posts
I wasn't allowed on the fake news comm 
You have to destroy his phylactery.
It's not his first come back either
Somehow, Palpetine returned.
The dead speak! The world has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late HENRY KISSINGER.
reported
I told you all to let me post on /c/fakenews! this is what happens! This is what happens!
Juche necromancy missfire
Hatred does wonders for the will to live…
He's running.
dank memes
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