BREAKING: "It's quite naive to assume liberals need hearts or brains to live." The controversial US diplomat Henry Kissinger, aged 100, shocks the world with a stunning comeback from a state of complete brain death. He is going to give an interview at 12:05 UCT+0 on a BBC livestream.

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[–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Time to start banning people for fake "kissinger is alive" posts

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You have to destroy his phylactery.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Somehow, Palpetine returned.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    unlimited-power The dead speak! The world has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late HENRY KISSINGER.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Juche necromancy missfire

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Only a matter of time before he becomes a demilich and then we're screwed.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Or worse, replace the undead god, everyone justly shit at Myrkul and Vecna for being ridiculously incompetent and Jergal being troll gramps that don't care but if he gets the post you won't be even able to rest in peace.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Hatred does wonders for the will to live…

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    He's running.

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