LVNSD would be much more informative than "Rated R," or, "PG-13."

  • L - Language
  • V - Violence
  • N - Nudity
  • S - Sex
  • D - Drug use
  • B - Blasphemy

Let's include recommended age at the end, so theaters can know whom to exclude (legal reasons):

Family Guy LVNDB-18

Dexter's Lab V-8

Looney Toons VD-8

Telly Tubbies 0

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[–] 34 points 6 days ago (22 children)
  • [–] [S] 10 points 6 days ago* (3 children)

    I feel the same, but the US literally outlaws it on TV.

    Take a look at 31: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-68-words-you-cant-say-on-tv

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    [–] 29 points 6 days ago (10 children)

    There's a good documentary called This Film Is Not Yet Rated and issues with the existing rating system. For example a gay sex scene gets an NC-17 but straight one would get an R rating. If memory serves, they exist to rate the movies to prevent government regulation and to protect the studios which they're rating.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 days ago (6 children)

    "Midnight Cowboy" is still X-rated, even though there's nothing in it that you don't see in a show like 'Game Of Thrones.'

    What a difference a few decades make.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago (5 children)

    Woah, TIL:

    Midnight Cowboy is the only X-rated film (equivalent of the current NC-17 rating) to win Best Picture and the only X-rated film ever to win an Academy Award.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    In my opinion it's a great movie.

    People still quote Hoffman's line "I'm walkin' here!"

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    yeah, that line is infamous, i even hear kids saying it. I guess it's good it got the recognition it deserved despite the rating.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Different times.

    My opinion is that getting the X rating helped the movie. It came out after The Summer Of Love and just before Deep Throat and Behind The Green Door rolled into local theaters.

    I can't think of any other mainstream movie of the time that got an X rating, so it really stood out.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Surely A Clockwork Orange released two years later is also rated X? But looks like nope, that was rated R which is pretty wild all things considered.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Iirc this was the one that showed the sexism of the MPAA too, like how a fully visible penis gets rated R (I think American Psycho was the example), but in another film where some of the top of a woman's pubic hair was showing in a scene, they were going to rate it NC-17 unless they removed it.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    The rating system was a bad compromise engineered by a right wing pig named Jack Valenti. But the reason for it was that Congress was sniffing around some kind of official government censorship. Jesse Helms having the final say over what movies we could see, would have been much worse.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago

    IIRC, they also rate women shown enjoying sex more strictly than they rate men shown enjoying sex. The whole thing is obviously made up of the totally subjective opinions of a small group of blatantly biased old dudes.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago*

    D - death S - sunsnu K - the klan R - Elon would like to a bit too much / >18 - trump would like to a bit too much

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago

    The reason is that the MPAA is a private industry org created to prevent movies from being regulated in the US in such a way that they'd have to create an informative content system.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    What would blasphemy include? There are a lot of religions, and if you include even the smaller ones, I expect a lot of blasphemy to pass trough unrated.

    For example, if I remember correctly, some teachings consider things like reanimated skeletons to be blasphemous.

    Also, aren't you going to add "(H) horror" to your list?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    TV content ratings do this

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    That's where I got it. It's a lot more direct. But the categories make absolutely no sense.

    D, for example, is sexually suggestive speech. L is language. Why are they separate? Kids who can hear shit, hell, fuck, and damn, should be able to hear about Daddy opening Mom's bra.

    Or, sexual symbolism. You've got about 3 letters, in one rating that indicate varying degrees of sex, and no other objectionable content.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago

    "Telly Tubbies"? lol it's Teletubbies

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    The Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB) of the Philippines has a similar system to this for SPG (Strong Parental Guidance) TV shows, with TLKSHD for Themes, Language, Karahasan (Tagalog for "violence"), Sex, Horror, and Drugs.

    However, I think the MTRCB needs to stop existing and go pound sand. Their decisions have been.. questionable.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    These systems vary by country and you'll find fault with most of them. They are more often than not rating systems that were introduced to appease a loud group in society, possibly the pious folks were one of those. Society's natural inclination "to think of the children!" makes these rating systems more about age appropriateness than about clearly labelled content. I can see the logic in your approach to the subject. Logic probably wasn't the driving force behind introducing labels such as "parental guidance" or "restricted."

    I think it might be easier as a committee to be compelled to come up with an age of people, for whom the content is appropriate, and not argue over labels until they're blue in the face. Is vaping drug use? How much blood (if any) is required to be labelled violent? Etc. Can this committee agree with a majority vote that 12 year olds probably shouldn't see this? That's probably easier.

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    [–] 7 points 6 days ago (8 children)

    And an "A" for animal abuse.

    But seriously, movie ratings are a joke and basically no one pays attention to them that I know.

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    [–] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    I'd guess the idea is that as an adult you can handle anything you see in a movie.

    For instance, I saw the movie where 99% of humanity has died, and people are losing their minds when the hero has to put down a doggie.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Depends what ratings are intended to do - if they are just to be informative for potential viewers then the kind of system you propose sounds good.

    But, if the main purpose is to legally restrict access based on age, such ratings wouldn't really do the job.

    Plus, of course, there's quite a range within each category - language could mean something as innocuous as "bum", or something as deeply offensive as "Belgium" or "Barbara Streisand".

    I suppose you could have age ratings for each subcategory - L18, V12, N0, S0, D15, but it'd start to get complicated pretty fast. Plus, presumably, whatever the highest of those ratings was would still be the overall rating. At which point we're back where we started.

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