I will complete the ultimate heresy by eating crisps and chips in bed, with gravy and cheese curds =)

… in bed … eating …

these are the people I have to share a highway with

I love it when people make fake text memes and completely disregard who would be the most likely to take the screenshot of the convo.

Like, the implication here is that the person making the unwanted advances found the rejection interesting enough to screenshot it and upload it online somewhere.

yeah yeah I know I'm thinking too hard about it but I just find it funny

warning. this is the work of 'big chips'.

there's something subliminal going on here cuz i just had a craving for chips and had to go fetch a bag myself.

Zedd - Good Thing (with Kehlani)

Those chips aren't doing your teeth any favors!