It's really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.
The comic is nice.
It's really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.
The comic is nice.
Ducks are pretty brutal to each other, worse than chickens even.
I'd be horrified, but maybe this guy is into it
You gotta wonder what fucked up stuff he did during his human life, to get reincarnated as one of the animal kingdom's foremost rapists...
duck. penis.
People wishing to be one with nature don't ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.
Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.
Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.
Ditto dog, but they've got a slightly less sweet deal.
Just like our lives, but at least theirs less to think about as a duck.
At least the animals are just trying to survive and procreate, rather than hoard more wealth than they can consume in a lifetime.
You don't have to hoard wealth if you don't want to. I don't care for it and feel fine.
I often hear people complain that billionaires could never actually use all their wealth. The hoarding of the wealth for their "use" was never the point though.
Its all a game of power, influence, and leverage over other people. If you have more money than someone else, you get the ability to bully them. So for a billionaire, you want more money than the other billionaires. You also want to deprive poor and middle class people of wealth so they have even less leverage and are more desperate than they would be if you simply had a lot of money, and not all of the money.
You can get a starving homeless person to do a lot more for you with an offer of cheap gruel than you can a contented peasant with a solid gold bar.
Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.
Potential titles for this isekai:
If it was produced in the last ten years, is there any real chance it's not your first option?
Being a mallard isn't bad ... if you're male (this one is).
Edit: Damn, that's some nice ripply water.
Male Mallards rape and kill (not necessarily that order) other male mallerds too, not just the females.
Fucking love everything about this comic. And I'm sad that I can't find an RSS feed of the artist's content without looking to shitty social media platforms.
Always to balance between starvation, predators and diseases - who ever would ask for more?
When I was a kid I was horrified by the idea of oblivion; just one day your body is too worn out to ever let you wake up again and you just don't, no dreams, no fate, no long tunnel of light. Not even sitting around waiting for something, but going back to the place I was for all the thousands of years before I was born; not being at all.
I swear, the older I get the more and more attractive that idea sounds, and the horror is the idea of ever having to do this again.
You want to be reincarnated as an Epcot duck. Sure, there are fireworks every night, but other than that, it is easy, fat, living.
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