His wife is going to leave him, and he will have no idea why.

Parenting hits different when you work in AI

Yeah, hits like mental abuse.

I have a few friends who use OpenAI and Gemini to do this (generate new stories every night) and I do not understand why you would do so. There are a bazillion kids books out there. Just get ten of those and your kid will be happy for ten months!

I'm so glad AI is here to relieve me of the physically and mentally overwhelming task of checks notes spending time with my child.

Me: "Why dont you come visit and talk to me in the nursing home?"

My kids: "just talk to grok"

That poor kid, Imagine your own father thinks so little of you that he would rather spend 10X the time to train a clanker just so he doesn't have to spend time with you.

I'm guessing some day he will be one of those oblivious assholes on facebook whining because his kids cut off contact.

Parenting hits really different when you’re an idiot and a sociopath.

Alvin there doesn’t want to bother talking to his child.

I thought this was satire, but it appears to be real.

Parenting hits different when your intelligence is artificial

Man, I feel kinda sorry for that guy. He must have had terrible parents, if he perceives story time as a chore instead of an opportunity to bond with your child. He should probably get some professional help to work through his horrible childhood. Though his next tweet would probably be „I‘ve replaced my therapist with an AI and now I‘m even more confident that everyone else is wrong!“

That's not true. My father was a terrible parent and that was decades ago. Tech Bros. think they invented bad parenting now.

This is ragebait. Right? People can't possibly be that shitty...

Brought to you by the creators of, "just give them an ipad" and "call the cops there's a kid outside playing"

Siri, play Cats in the Cradle

I know this is about the AI but the unaddressed elephant in the room is that people romanticize the idea of having children and realizing it's not what they expected or really wanted. Society constantly puts pressure on people having kids.

So will the divorce bud.

The setting he chooses, his wife asking him to do a basic parenting activity which he should want to do anyway, speaks volumes

It will not only work for you, but will play and love for you, too.

Oh. A future dad who will wonder why his kid never visits or even calls. I feel like I have seen this play out a hundred times before, but now they can use "AI" as an excuse.

1. Is this from Xwitter? And if so, why? Nothing on that platform is worthy of our time and attention.

2. Even if it isn't Xwitter. This could be just a joke. Admittedly, not a good one. But a screenshot may not be enough to banish this father of the year.

What more proof do you need that these miserable people are completely joyless than the fact that they immediately automate everything people find enjoyable just because they can?

I almost thought this was Clammy "Raped My Sister" Sammy's AI podcast post that Alex Hirsch of Gravity Falls fame responded to with "or you could just talk to your kids".

Same

Driving a car requires a test and licensing. Somehow, raising a child doesn't require something similar.