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[–] 192 points 3 days ago (8 children)

OR...and hear me out...she was in fact a serial killer with the perfect alibi?

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  • [–] 86 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    I'm listening, but there's a deafening sound of a little lady standing by a swab production line, occasionally giving in to her intrusive thoughts of randomly snatching a swab, licking it, feeling a tiny shiver up her spine, giggling briefly, and putting it back. Her heart fluttering each time she dreamt of her next lick.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Her heart fluttering each time she dreamt of her next lick.

    Wait. When did Lemmy turn into a romance novel?

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  • [–] 42 points 3 days ago

    The powers that be once again erasing women's achievements.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 days ago* (8 children)

    Of course OP is too incompetent to post the link to the source, so here we go again:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_of_Heilbronn

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago* (5 children)

    You can just post the source with calling them names... Incompetent seems pretty harsh for fucking social media lol. Cool off, touch grass, deep breaths.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago* (4 children)

    Well apparently people can always link the bluesky post or shitty ad infested news websites but never the original article/source. Which usually takes an additional 10s to find.

    That's why I call them incompetent.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    If it only takes 10s to find, why make such a big deal?

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  • [–] 40 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    This is really just a c/funny/mildlyinteresting/TIL/meme/SoMescreendumps mashup community by now...it's total anarchy with no direction or moderation.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)
  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago* (4 children)

    Is that a statement, compliment or an insult? I'm not good with gen Z (or is it alpha?) lingo...

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    It's millennial lingo actually.

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  • [–] 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (19 children)

    Please enlighten me as to how this counts in any way as a meme.

    Edit: yes, except for, very specifically, the Dawkinsian sense, if one insists.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago (11 children)

    Sure - a meme is a unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another, often propagating throughout a community and frequently subject to a form of cultural evolution.

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    [–] 15 points 3 days ago

    That woman knew how to cover her tracks. Fucking professional.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 days ago*

    The perfect alibi does not exist. /s

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago

    licks fingers you need to keep your fingers moist when packaging up these little swaps, wouldn't want them getting contaminated from a drop on the floor!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago

    Not only a serial killer but also a cat burglar, pickpocket, arsonist and numerous other crimes. A regular Doktorin Mabuse.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    Would watch a documentary on this, assuming there is one.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    The story es even wilder. The swaps were used in the racist killings of the NSU, muddling that even more.

    What a clusterfuck

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago* (2 children)

    So 40 murder cases in 15 years with no resolution.

    Also, there's sure to be a useless trivia community?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    She killed people without her face

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