You know they are at historic lows of incompetence when they just keep recycling the same ghouls into different positions. I'm honestly shocked we still haven't nuked the planet into ash by now.

I suppose that’s one way to prevent US drones from being fully self-driving.

give him his chainsaw and send him to the middle east

Is he about to DOGE the military?

Oh cool. Let's watch Elon completely fail on a large scale again like he did with his DOGE bs.

SpaceXai's biggest client! Future of warfare needs golden dome $1T+ contract to spaceX, obviously. Another $2T for Grok built skynet is recommended.

Grok now screening all mid-term ballots for evidence of Hamas

People in this thread are really underestimating the value of the ketamine perspective. How exactly would YOU going to protect us from the lurkers in the shadows?

So what's he gonna do like... schedule the next war?

Misery loves company.

"Alien hires another alien"

Yeah, because the last time Muskrat was on a govt committee, it went so well...

Hey Iran, Elon Musk is now a legitimate military target.

You know what? Good. I'm glad that Elon is now a valid military target.

Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.

They need to purge the military before they overturn the midterms just to address the possibility of US forces suddenly deciding not to follow illegal orders enough to detain Trump when given them. The US isn't a shitshow anymore, it's in a free fall that will drag a lot of the world with it.

I like how Musk magically joins the government every time there is an election that Trump needs to cheat on. Then leaves like 4-6 months after the election is over. Probably just trying to make sure he doesn't get arrested by Democrats for all the illegal shit he is doing

but he said no weirdos....

Sure! Why not! Let's hire the nazi! American people...only you can save yourselves now.

I got as far as the first paragraph before noping out of that article - right about here...

Musk will be joined by Palmer Luckey...

I fully thought this was the onion. I really hate this timeline.