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Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] graycube@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.

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[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

and it's only self driving if you put a crew inside

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[–] wittymcusername@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

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[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

And they sink if you actually test the submersible feature.

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Full self driving 2033

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I'm convinced that his truck thing was supposed to be the next Humvee. That man loves the government teat.

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