been getting blasted with these emails recently and I'm not even American.

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[–] 9 points 5 hours ago

Joe Biden has HACKED your emails!

Hillary has ALL your information!

OBAMA is black!

Send me money to fix this country and to clean up the reflection pools AGAIN!

🫲🍊🫱

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  • [–] 14 points 10 hours ago

    Extortion, cute.

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  • [–] 36 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    YOU HAVE BEEN DOOTED

    Our FILES INDICATE you have been SPOOTED by SPOOPY DOOT DOOT.

    Be sure to SPOO DOOT at the upcoming POOT TOOT.

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  • [–] 42 points 17 hours ago (13 children)

    At this point is it still morally wrong to phish these people?

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  • [–] 8 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

    They don't have any money to steal. Trump and the Thundercock F250 xXTurboCab Commie Crusher 69420Xx pickup truck with the anti trans light rack took all there cash.

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    I thought this was a joke. Is this really real? If so, that's wild (and really low quality).

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  • [–] 46 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

    If you were to actually take this at face value and believe it (imagine!) wouldn’t it be better to not be signed up for these kinds of mailing lists? I don’t understand how the premise here would be convincing to someone.

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  • [–] 58 points 20 hours ago

    I think you might be underestimating just how dumb the MAGA base really is. As a group they are more likely to have never gone to college, dropped out of high school, and have a below average IQ. Normal critical thinking skills and common sense is asking too much, these people have a permanent case of poo brain.

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  • [–] 9 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    It's convincing to the creator. Any recipient that finds it convincing would be like, "What?! But I'm already voting for him."

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  • [–] 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    And that's where absolute dumbfuckery comes in.

    They would say that exact sentence. But here's the kicker. HE ISNT RUNNING. They don't know that, he doesn't know that, and they're going to be confused as shit when they can't find him on the ballot.

    That said, shit like this works because these people are gullible turds. The dude has more publicly documented lies than days he has been on the earth.

    They're running a con job. If you're stupid enough to vote for that guy, you're stupid enough to get your money stolen. It's that simple.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 hours ago

    I wouldn't be so sure, I can totally see trump pressuring officials into putting him on the ballot and just proceeding as if it were normal while the democrats shout its illegal and don't so anything about it. turns out it doesn't matter if it's illegal of everyone in charge just goes along with it anyway

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  • [–] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    It sounds like OP didn't willingly sign up, they probably harvested those emails from wherever they could and for those they thought they could easily influence.

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  • [–] 16 points 19 hours ago

    How's that tax return audit going, Donnie? Any progress after more than 10 tears?

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