And that's where absolute dumbfuckery comes in.

They would say that exact sentence. But here's the kicker. HE ISNT RUNNING. They don't know that, he doesn't know that, and they're going to be confused as shit when they can't find him on the ballot.

That said, shit like this works because these people are gullible turds. The dude has more publicly documented lies than days he has been on the earth.

They're running a con job. If you're stupid enough to vote for that guy, you're stupid enough to get your money stolen. It's that simple.