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[–] 252 points 1 week ago (46 children)

I thought this was somebody's type

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  • [–] 106 points 1 week ago* (18 children)

    This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic, dangerous women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, "I could totally bite your cock off right now." I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 week ago* (8 children)

    I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:

    Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she's amazing! The best thing that's ever happened to me!

    Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail.

    Friend: No it's different this time, she's cool! She's a gamer, we like the same music, she's super chill.

    Me: Ok dude, I'm happy for you.

    Two weeks later

    Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down.

    Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.

    But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.

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    [–] 81 points 1 week ago*

    *Hard out there for a man.

    The author is John Paul Brammer, from his piece "The Most Unlovable Man in New York City."

    Archived copy of source, because fuck giving that nazi bar Substack any clicks.

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  • [–] 66 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    I cracked up at the novella one because the guy was probably thinking of a telenovela.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I think he think of just novela which is novel in Spanish. So that guy was right, actually. But she is good on words, anyway.

    Tap for spoilerOr I am stupid
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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    She said novella which is just a short novel.

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  • [–] 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Wait, she slept with Helen Keller and Amelia Earhart?

    Nice.

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    [–] 58 points 1 week ago (14 children)

    I was shaking my head at the Helen Keller - Amelia Earhart confusion until I double checked something.

    I was getting Helen Keller confused with Anne Frank...

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    [–] 52 points 1 week ago (14 children)

    There actually was a stunt where they let Helen Keller ‘fly’ a plane (hold the stick while they were already in the air with the pilots monitoring).

    The conspiracy that she wasn’t actually blind or deaf is frustratingly common among people under 30, who I assume have all picked it up from TikTok.

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    [–] 47 points 1 week ago (9 children)

    ummm isn't this from "The Most Unlovable Man in New York City" is in fact saying it's hard for a guy out there?

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  • [–] 40 points 1 week ago (15 children)

    I'm not sleeping with stupid. I don't care what they look like. Gross. Such a turnoff.

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    [–] 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Amelia Earhart is the sister of the NASCAR driver, right?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago

    Knew a lady that had four sons with her first husband. Wonderful woman in every way, the boys took after dad. Tall and handsome, dumber than chicken shit and always drink the bottle empty. Nice guys, but I swear they quit breathing while they are trying their shoes. Met someone who knew her in school, she was only sorting for looks and fun. Paying for that now.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I slept with both of them. I've been on a lot of dates.

    Doesn't sound like she's doing all that bad with men 🤔

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    [–] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    I don't think the novella one is that bad

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    [–] 20 points 1 week ago (10 children)

    I really need people to know that Helen Keller did fly a plane and yes, this fact alone is the crux of a lot of weird Keller-denialism. It's ironic that the woman in the post is suggesting the man mentioning Keller is ignorant for confusing her with Earhart, because he wasn't. He is ignorant for thinking the Keller story is unbelievable, however.

    https://www.britannica.com/story/how-did-helen-keller-fly-a-plane (egregious ad deployment on that site, fair warning)

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I'm getting whiplash here.

    First I'm told there's a guy who didn't know the difference between Helen Keller and Emilia Earhart.

    Then I'm told that Helen Keller really did fly a plane, and that the guy wasn't misspeaking.

    And now I have to grapple with the fact that the guy wasn't stupid, but rather a conspiracy theorist, and that "Helen Keller conspiracy theorists" are a real thing.

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    [–] 18 points 1 week ago

    This doesn't really seem like a gender thing, I've slept with my share of dumb women.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    Helen Keller flew a plane. She slept with both these men?!

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