Ok Broomer.

Aight, time for an upgrade.

Honk honk, muthafukar

I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.

Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.

Someone mentioned Roomba is an anagram for "a broom".

Also shouldn't she be sitting on it? Or is the picture not clear then?

seems like the logical progression. 1990s sabrina 'flew' an upright vac.

Brooms are easily and affordably replaced, don't need an app, can't be forced to SaaS, and if the maker goes out of business, you can find another.

Hmm. I feel like one could mount a chair to one of these and have the mop sticking out of the ringer, handy for jousting purposes. Seems more comfy.

There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni

There are two characters like this in Little Witch Academia and one of them literally rides on a flying roomba.

!witchymemes@lemmy.world

I'd be so scared I'd fall off, there seems more to anchor yourself with with a broom

As long as all the surveillance stuff is striped from it and perhaps its running open source software.

I think the shamful euphemism 'she rides around town on a broomstick' is now fully, and permanently, worn out.

Idk about others, but I rather sit.

"Pfft. Chuds."