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[–] 7 points 11 hours ago

$2k WTF!!!??? Tech bros ruined farting. Can't wait until China "steals" this tech making it Thrice as loud at half the price.

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  • [–] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    i guess the only question left to ask is, can stack on 2 of them?

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  • [–] 6 points 11 hours ago

    Sadly, no. You just get tooting sounds instead of old man shart noise.

    The AI is trained in your fart profile to stimulate the sphincter control part of your grey matter at the exact fart-psi to butt-cheeks-resonant-frequency. The energy is already in your butt and you can make it louder than that unless you do a legume-regiment to up the psi. The cheap ones on Amazon telling you they make it even louder is just a scam. Just basic math in the end.

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  • [–] 5 points 12 hours ago

    This is why Andreessen is All In

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  • [–] 5 points 12 hours ago

    And people say AI isn't useful

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