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[–] 6 points 16 hours ago

Sadly, no. You just get tooting sounds instead of old man shart noise.

The AI is trained in your fart profile to stimulate the sphincter control part of your grey matter at the exact fart-psi to butt-cheeks-resonant-frequency. The energy is already in your butt and you can make it louder than that unless you do a legume-regiment to up the psi. The cheap ones on Amazon telling you they make it even louder is just a scam. Just basic math in the end.

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