Since joining the tech company in 2025, Gary has noticed that naming his employer prompts brutal reactions from prospective paramours. One woman, he says, called him the devil; another asked how he lives with himself. “Sometimes people would just straight up stop talking to me,” he says.

Take a fucking hint Gary...

Gary has resorted to saying he works in AI. “Even that gets some pretty bad responses sometimes,” he says. His Hinge profile doesn’t mention his employer. And sometimes he makes up stories out of thin air to justify working for Palantir—like that line about the medical debt. His parents don’t have any, nor are they ill.

Jesus fucking christ, Gary...at this point you're just a bad person. Reevaluate your life decisions.

Without reading the article I would add that most women aren't into the whole "save the planet by breeding with genius alpha tech bro's" fantasy. It might even be turn off.

News flash to the press, its not the electric cars, the rockets, the concept of a social media platform, etc that makes these dudes undesirable. It is that they are genuinely shitty people that use the proceeds of those products to do shitty things.

That thumbnail is gold lmao

I just hope it's not AI

Tech bro 👎

Tech anarchist 👍

And sometimes he makes up stories out of thin air to justify working for Palantir—like that line about the medical debt. His parents don’t have any, nor are they ill.

I will lie to get laid. WHY DONT WOMEN LIKE ME?!

Recently, Gary’s buddies requested he not mention Palantir on their nights out together so as to not tank the whole group’s chances of getting laid.

OK, framing it as just a tech company is kind of burying the lead. Yeah, a lot of them suck, but this is the nastiest evil one around.

When the name of your employer exposes you as a first order asshole...

Skippable headline vs unskippable artwork

Dang I was going to be a tech bro so I could be rich but if these hoes are choosing morals over money then maybe I will just get a part time job somewhere instead.

I think i'm a different kind of tech bro. The foss/Linux kind of tech bro. Am I fucked?