Just the chicken durm stick, please.

Bone apple tea

With the job the USA food inspectors have been doing it's not out of the realm of possibility.

seizes your salad

Goes well with the chicken durm stick.

another day in rfk's america

This could just as well be a ln edgy millennial owned restaurant.

“This isn’t your grandpa’s Caesar salad. This is SEIZURE salad.”

is the salad tossed or i just shake?

Tbf, it's hypothesized Ceased may have suffered from seizures or even epilepsy outright

Edit: typo. I'm not gonna fix it though

SOUP

Sounds like a get out of work card to me. I'd take the chance.

Used to be the Peanut-Shrimp Surprise.

We got Salvia spinach again?