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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

"I'll have a seizure."

"Before or after the drink? "

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[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 4 points 1 week ago

"It was a nice evening, I had a seizure at the bar."

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