It soothes the burn wounds.

Going store

Why many word, few trick

I’ll have a P.A. system, a boomerang and some petrol, if you’d be good enough.

Chocimilk please, and if there are some good fruit some of them please

BORGER

That actor says that character wasn't doing any gay stuff btw

Bogans, lmao

Damn, yes. I was just there and forgot the lube. And, a couple of big cucumbers, too, if you don't mind? Thanks.

Oh! The lube is locked up in the vitamins section. You need to find someone with a key. Don't worry, they're very nice. Then, they walk it up to the front and you need to ask the girl at self-checkout to get it for you. She's really friendly, always smiles when she see me.

Could you bring me back some crayons? It's been a while since I've eaten and I could use a snack

I’ll take one beefcake warrior who will lick my cone 😝

Eh… While you’re at the store… I’ll take a dozen more 😉

If you see Dad, tell him we miss him

Pack of Parliament light 100s.

Uhh can i get some salsa, some tortillas, and a small tub of sour cream? Thanks soup prowler

Grab me some Skittles, please and thanks!

Can I have some hugs? I need at least a week's supply, please :)

Smokes let's go

I always ask people to bring me ice cream from wherever they are going. “You’re having a wedding in the Virgin Islands? Bring me back some ice cream”

Not sure when o started doing that but everyone hates it lol

I've been craving pizza this whole week now... Think you can get one for me?

The will to keep on keeping on.

$100 Amazon giftcard please