I almost want Trump to invade a NATO country just to see if anything will happen, because my fear is the world will let the Untied States do whatever it wants

distant cousins

We have our suspicions but as of right now the investigation is ongoing.

Florida man and Balkan uncle are surprisingly unrelated to each other in any direct way and are instead examples of convergent evolution wherein similar pressures can create similar ecological adaptations which under the right circumstances result in similar aesthetics. Similarly the Pan American Redneck (Which Florida man is a sub species therein) actually represent merged hybrid populations derived from distinct but ancestorally related populations resulting in the Appalachian, Ozark, and California Rednecks. Though it should be noted that Redneck analogues populations are more than capable of interacting without issue as seen with Australians and California Rednecks or when Appalachian Rednecks interacted with Bosnians during the Bosnian war.

There's a guy on youtube I watch who has been making this joke that Florida was unlawfully stolen from Serbia this whole time. I'm starting to believe...

Great European and North American Union. Or GENAU for short.

yes this joke only works in German. No regrets.

Just think of European as the place where the Union has originated. Nothing weird with having hamburgers outside of Hamburg either.

No rebranding needed, that's why they're not becoming a member but an associated member.

Atlantic Union?

Although as a Californian I'm also interested in getting in on this which would not work for that.

If CA is joining I don't see why CA can't as well.

It's like the Eurovision song contest, no rebranding needed.

I hate to bring it up as an example, hate the show etc.

United States of Europe

How am I individually supposed to do something as a collective? I have the same amount of control over my fellow Americans as you do. If you have some secret trick to make them behave better then I encourage you to utilize it.

https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2026/09/18/europe-today-canada-welcomes-eus-associate-member-offer-but-what-next

My bet it won't happen soon, but it could be a good thing