To my dismay, I learned today that bash.org went down some time ago (2023). For those who don't know what bash.org is, or was I guess, it's a collection of chat snippets from IRC channels. Sort of a "best of" of the earlier days of IRC. Fortunately, a few archivists preserved the collection, and this is one of those archives. The best are pretty good, the worst are... pretty bad. Lots of racism. There are a lot of entries, some of which are still quoted around the internet today, and they represent a crowd-curated snapshot of what the internet was like around the turn of the century.

A selection of notable pieces in the collection (that is, I just went through and picked some I remember from the days of yore):
hunter2
types of people
lost machine
helping a newbie
inverted b
experiencing nature
neighborhood bonfire
advanced robotics
business acumen
essence of IRC
top minds of IRC

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[–] 1 point 27 minutes ago

WHO PUT THE COOKIE IN THE COOKIE JAR?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    I'd love revisiting these occasionally for a boost of dopamine on long bus rides.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    I can't believe you didn't mention bloodninja?

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  • [–] 17 points 14 hours ago*

    Spartacus joins channel

    Spartacus changed alias to RandomUser232

    RomanSoldier joins the channel

    RomanSoldier: Where is Spartacus?!

    User1: I am Spartacus!

    User2: I am Spartacus!

    User2: No! I am Spartacus!

    RomanSoldier: Man, fuck you guys.

    RomanSoldier leaves channel

    RandomUser232: Whew, that was close.

    (paraphrased, but this was always one of my favorite entries on the site)

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  • [–] 13 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    hunter2

    Awwww. Good old *******.

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  • [–] 62 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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  • [–] 9 points 15 hours ago*

    STUPID

    Why does this one pack such a punch?

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  • [–] 38 points 22 hours ago

    Quote: 304642; Rating: 1625;

    <Jakosin> what is a .tar
    <Rivicen> its used to patch .road files

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    https://p.mr64.net/users/bash

    A fedi bot that posts random quotes

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  • [–] 22 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

    Oh man, I miss those days.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    While it isn't the same as the good old days, I'm still on the irc. I have no plans to ever leave.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 hours ago (1 child)

    For me, I lost the community (they’ve been shut down) and I absolutely don’t have the time to lurk until conversation starts up at 3am like I did when I was a teen.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 hours ago

    I get that, totally. I found a new community about 15 years ago or so and am part of a few now. They tend to be active most of the time to some degree at least, but not so active I feel like its too crowded. I am sure in the bigger group its always 95% lurkers still and they just chime in sparsely.

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

    The internet was simpler back then. Or we were; maybe both.

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  • [–] 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

    the internet was better back then. sweeter, more innocent.

    Before the Corponation attacked.

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  • [–] 13 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

    LOL found one of mine, appreciate the archive link!

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  • [–] 12 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    Thanks for the laughs.

    I haven't been around for IRC, but I've definitely seen some of your picks quoted before.

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    I miss the internet being something you logged into, instead of this perpetual misery portal that you were not able to escape from without a wide scale power outage.

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  • [–] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    It seemed so cool at the time to magically have the internet in your pocket. Little did we know that it was a crack pipe in disguise.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 hours ago*

    Man what I wouldnt give to go back to how the internet was in the mid 90s.

    Logging into it with a screaming modem, simple websites, no corporate enshitification, barely corporation bullshit in general, IRC, AIM.

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  • [–] 6 points 21 hours ago

    God that was a great time to be a kid. I miss the simplicity of those days.

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  • [–] 5 points 21 hours ago

    I remember back in the days when I went over the data cap and my internet was throttled, this was one of the few websites that still worked

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