To my dismay, I learned today that bash.org went down some time ago (2023). For those who don't know what bash.org is, or was I guess, it's a collection of chat snippets from IRC channels. Sort of a "best of" of the earlier days of IRC. Fortunately, a few archivists preserved the collection, and this is one of those archives. The best are pretty good, the worst are... pretty bad. Lots of racism. There are a lot of entries, some of which are still quoted around the internet today, and they represent a crowd-curated snapshot of what the internet was like around the turn of the century.

A selection of notable pieces in the collection (that is, I just went through and picked some I remember from the days of yore):
hunter2
types of people
lost machine
helping a newbie
inverted b
experiencing nature
neighborhood bonfire
advanced robotics
business acumen
essence of IRC
top minds of IRC

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[–] 21 points 17 hours ago*

Spartacus joins channel

Spartacus changed alias to RandomUser232

RomanSoldier joins the channel

RomanSoldier: Where is Spartacus?!

User1: I am Spartacus!

User2: I am Spartacus!

User2: No! I am Spartacus!

RomanSoldier: Man, fuck you guys.

RomanSoldier leaves channel

RandomUser232: Whew, that was close.

(paraphrased, but this was always one of my favorite entries on the site)

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