Scripts don't lie -shellkira
Oh, baby, when you sudo like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the lines of my terminal
(Shellkira, shellkira)
Scripts don't lie -shellkira
Oh, baby, when you sudo like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the lines of my terminal
(Shellkira, shellkira)
Still pretty dope?
Someone hack Shakira's Anglefire page?
Me when windows 11
WTF is this?

I swear to god, every time I encounter a straggler machine that never upgraded from Win10 to Win11 - it runs faster and more stable than newer and beefier PCs with 11. Insane.
Don't even get me started on making 4GB of RAM perfectly usable just by installing Mint XFCE. Switch to Linux wherever you possibly can.
When I boot up windows 98se I feel like teenage Shakira
When I boot it up, I feel like teenage me. I think I'll boot it up again today, to feel young again.
...in the computer room.
At my first professional programming job workspace was tight so I was given a desk in the server room. This room was kept at 59°F because mainframes that the company didn't even have any more required it. It sucked -- I had to wear fingerless Oliver Twist gloves all day. I blame the cold for my executing a DELETE query without a WHERE clause on the production database. "Why is this taking so long?" I muttered through blue lips.
Is that Shakira?
Back then she was 22... She is still 22 but back then she was too.
Inspired by a comment in the "Dai dai" video.
Was this from an ad? What's the context here?
Just a photo from when she started to get famous on a local level, she was just a schoolkid who sang at the time
I needed to print something in a hotel today, and their computer was on Windows 7. No, I didn't log into anything from it.
Ew, yeah, i also wouldn't trust a computer running windows
I wouldn't trust a public computer running Linux either.
I wouldn’t trust a computer.
I'm imagining the "you wouldn't download a car" meme, but the text is replaced with 0000 so it becomes more general purpose.
Would be funny
I wouldn't trust. I'm very lonely
present day ... present time!
Is this to say, extremely euphoric?
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