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[–] 7 points 21 hours ago*

Scripts don't lie -shellkira

Oh, baby, when you sudo like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise, and keep on

Reading the lines of my terminal

(Shellkira, shellkira)

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  • [–] 5 points 20 hours ago

    Still pretty dope?

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  • [–] 5 points 23 hours ago

    Someone hack Shakira's Anglefire page?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    Me when windows 11

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    You... don't want to know.

    (It is her familiar, within which she stuffed her soul)

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  • [–] 58 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I swear to god, every time I encounter a straggler machine that never upgraded from Win10 to Win11 - it runs faster and more stable than newer and beefier PCs with 11. Insane.

    Don't even get me started on making 4GB of RAM perfectly usable just by installing Mint XFCE. Switch to Linux wherever you possibly can.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    When I boot up windows 98se I feel like teenage Shakira

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    At my first professional programming job workspace was tight so I was given a desk in the server room. This room was kept at 59°F because mainframes that the company didn't even have any more required it. It sucked -- I had to wear fingerless Oliver Twist gloves all day. I blame the cold for my executing a DELETE query without a WHERE clause on the production database. "Why is this taking so long?" I muttered through blue lips.

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    Was this from an ad? What's the context here?

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  • [–] 5 points 22 hours ago* (1 child)

    According to this (the site is in Spanish) the photo was taken back in 1997 by the reporter Óscar Berrocal while Shakira was visiting the facilities of a newspaper called El Heraldo in Barranquilla.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 day ago

    if keeps running... chips don't lie

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    People just don't take this style of photo any more

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (8 children)

    I needed to print something in a hotel today, and their computer was on Windows 7. No, I didn't log into anything from it.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Ew, yeah, i also wouldn't trust a computer running windows

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    I wouldn't trust a public computer running Linux either.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    I wouldn’t trust a computer.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child)

    present day ... present time!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Is this to say, extremely euphoric?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Why did you have to remind me of better days.

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