It's not the food, it's the beard. And Edmonton.

This is very aneurysm posting, I've tried to decode it three times now and I'm not sure if I'm having a stroke or it's just nonsense.

Hamster meat?

It must be a lot of work to get enough hamster meat to feed two people.

Hamster is the leaner version of SPAM. Which is obviously made from Squirrels Possum And Mice.

That toast not being on some kind of plate makes me more uncomfortable than I thought it would (maybe because that kitchen counter looks kinda ew?).

What is OOP even asking? That looks like a perfectly acceptable meal. Other than the hamster meat.

I'd smash for the garlic toast

I think I know why he's still single.

Edmonton has come a long way since I lived there. I had to source hamster meat from Toronto