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[–] 165 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
  • [–] 85 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    And sometimes the clarinet is not broken and you have to give up things you love doing for things that you are simply capable of

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  • [–] 64 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Part of a band teacher's job is maintaining the instruments. The band teacher deserves all the blame attributed to those bad pads.

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    [–] 55 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Lesson here is that I should definitely buy the new set of golf clubs

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    There's some math tricks that can help, too. Like for each hole, subtract 5 from your stroke count, and suddenly par doesn't seem so ridiculous. Or it wouldn't if golf wasn't such a ridiculous sport to begin with.

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  • [–] 50 points 3 weeks ago

    Ah yes, the weighted training clarinet

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  • [–] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    this happened to me.

    i wasn't last chair, I was "always second" but I was stuck with a hand me down clarinet with shit pads.

    my mom was too poor to even look into having it repadded for years.

    i silenced the class and got moved to first chair after playing with proper pads.

    it was frustrating and glorious. you're just not allowed to blame your instrument. but I think we can all agree.

    fuck em.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    Same here. We were poor and got finally saved for a brand new Vamdoren mouthpiece. First day at a football game some child ran into the bell of my clarinet and I chipped the mouthpiece on my tooth. I sounded airy ever since and couldnt get out of the low chairs.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago

    Sometimes your clarinet is just broken.

    Happens more and more as you get older.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago

    I can be in board with this story until he moved from last to first overnight. While I realize that’s exaggeration, at most I’d believe he moved up a bit unless he also changed schools or the band teacher changed. That would require the band instructor to admit they were wrong in their judgement of the student, which almost never happens.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Systems theory in a nutshell. If we judge a fish for its inability to climb a tree it'll go through the rest of its life thinking it's dumb.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Unless its a mudskipper. Then it'll lord its ability to barely climb the bottom of a mangrove root over all the other fish to feel better about itself, despite still being pretty bad at it as far as tree-climbing animals go.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
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    [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    When learning to weld, it's recommended that you start with Stick welding if you want to be serious and learn all the types eventually. It's harder to start with, but forces you to learn better hand control. Stick welding isn't like a broken clarinet, but the story reminded me of that.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    If I ever get to retire, I would love to repair instruments for public schools.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    This story is a good analogy for when they try to force kids to learn by certain methods instead of accepting that another method might suit them better

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Laughs in oboe If all the instruments need repair, everyone gets to suck at oboe

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Sports never have been and probably never will be my thing. I hated gym class because almost all the activity was just exhaustive. Just doing a thing to get tired for the sake of exercise.

    And sports went the opposite direction, with a focus on winning and competition, on top of the exhaustion and typically overbearing coaches.

    I started band in 5th grade and did it all the way through high school including marching band. And marching band is where it really started to click, having performative rather than exhaustive exercise.

    Years later I discovered Muay Thai and that was surprisingly very similar in terms of a focus on form rather than speed or power. Really helped me dial in my physical awareness to the next level.

    The point of my story is that even if you feel like you’ll never be able to do or be a certain thing, you may find later on that it’s actually a great fit, even if it doesn’t make sense from the outside.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    This must be why Harry Kim joined Starfleet.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    How do you get that far without knowing basic instrument maintenance?

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  • [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    rented instruments don't generally have a solid track record of basic any maintenance

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

    They’re paying for a private instructor…

    And over the course of years…? The same exact unit with the padded issue?

    Even if it’s an issue, someone that far along would know that’s the problem, the story doesn’t fit the details. You’re taught to inspect your instrument before and after every play, lube this every week, yadda yadda. There’s no way someone that good misses this obvious issue and blame themselves.

    Pretty sure instrument maintenance is part of grade school music even.

    How did any music teacher not hear how out of tune the instrument was. That story just doesn’t make any sense if you actually stop and look at the details. It’s made up bullshit.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I played clarinet in 5th grade and was last chair. I challenged the girl next to me a couple of times and won, but then she'd take it back the next week. In my case it was because I didn't practice and didn't want to play the clarinet, I wanted to play the sax, but we already had a clarinet, so that's what I got. I still have the clarinet, it's in my closet.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    this might be the kick in the ass i need to repair my saxophone

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    [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Neville Longbottom has entered the chat.

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