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Charlie choplin

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    Feckless the coward. He’s there with potential but he has no power, and no one is willing to use him!

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    Guillaume Fontaine de la Cou D'cramoisie

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    Bill O'tean

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    Tips Welcome

    Oh, it does circumcisions too? Neat.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 hours ago

    Gilligan.

    You ever watch the old show ? I was pretty sure Gilligan was actually intentionally fucking up their chance to leave the island because he was just a sociopath.

    And always feined ignorance.

    🤨

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  • [–] 17 points 8 hours ago

    His name is Guillermo. Guillermo the Guillotine.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 hours ago*

    but Guy La Tine instead

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    [–] 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    Before we get a name, is this crochet or knit?

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    Billionaire Muncher, Billy for short

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  • [–] 24 points 10 hours ago*

    Choppy McChopface. Obviously.

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    None I have come up with are Satisfactory.

    That one's already taken anyway.

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    Gilles O'Tine.

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    Praxis Pete

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    Mister Guillo

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  • Joseph-Ignace Guillotin Junior

    Joju for friends

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    Mr Sieze-the-means-of-production!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 hours ago

    Mr Guy O'Tien. French mother and an Irish papa.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago

    Gerard the Guillotine

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    Mr Crochete

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  • [–] 1 point 9 hours ago

    Mustabio? Musdecapio?

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