Asklemmy

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Two very pissed off cats.

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

I am now dead as ive been instagibbed by a wall. Pretty good overall

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I am in my cat's litter box

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'm dead.

I've clipped into a pool table.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

Wall.

I fall off the couch.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I shit in the sink.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway