Asklemmy

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

Two very pissed off cats.

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I've clipped into a pool table.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I am in my cat's litter box

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I'm dead.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

Wall.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

I shit in the sink.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.