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[–] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whether it’s real or not, Kash Patel is exactly as that Twitter account describes. He’s also a moron, a pussy, and is wholly unqualified to run a blender let alone the FBI. Though I suspect he calls his blender his second home.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I had a boss (got fired) who would send people on holy grail quests and once they came back with the holy grail they would say "this is not what I asked for"

    Huge matching vibes from crazy eyes

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  • [–] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    Holy grail quests is a new one for me, but I great way to describe my last VP.

    They loved a good "give vague goal or directive, ignore all communication or progress reporting for months even when directly contacted, put off approving any spend until the literal last day before the goal will absolutely fail and then completly flip your shit because you don't understand or like the solution you didn't have an opinion on up until it was about to live, who then yolo some crazy last minute change that invariably shit all over months of work and spent 5-10x as much to get your ideal solution that would have been great months ago if you would have told us you had a preference and that 10x spend was on the table instead of assuming no responsibility in any way before wasting fuck tons of other peoples time just to cause needless panic that was 99% about optics and not actually successfully completing the task."

    Yeah, you're phrasing is better.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)
  • [–] 48 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    I want this to be real. It wont change anything but, It would delight me.

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  • [–] 66 points 1 week ago (6 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    You have two more wishes.

    Listen, I'm not the guy with the wishes, but I think I speak for everyone here that one of the wishes absolutely needs to be you-know-what happens to you-know-who.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Got it, the queen has now died of unknown causes 4 years and 5 days ago.

    You now have one wish.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Why is the FBI concerned about replying to anything on shitter anyway?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago*

    Propaganda works very, very well. Especially monetized and ownee by the propagandists. And the greater the scale, the better it works. If you can sway 0.1% of the US population, you have swayed 300 000 people.

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  • [+] -12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Have you not been employed before?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    That's a wild comment. Can you explain?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: the FBI

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    How does he look in his underwear?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    Look bad, be accurate, we quibble over semantics. Do it.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    How/why/who released this?

    Since it’s getting pretty popular, I wonder if he asked for an update yet.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Abusing tax money cannot be worth worldwide dipshit attention

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  • [+] -2 points 1 week ago
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