Convinced he's toothless by the darkened maw in every literally every press photo, so my GF drew some teeth back in and I think he's significantly less skinwalkery

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[–] 12 points 2 days ago

He's got flat grinding plates, like one of those deep sea fish

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    worms don't have teeth

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    RELEASE THE SMILE PHOTOS, TED

    LEMME SEE THEM PEARLY WHITES dean-smile

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    The teeth make him look more normal but also more rodent-like, somehow both at the same time

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    There must be a middle ground between him and Hillary Clinton where you show some teeth, but not more than a human being is supposed to have. Neither of them will ever find it.

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