I dunno, man, a black coffee and a cigarette is pretty good.

The got the whole half continent dirty. Except Belarus, they are proud of it.

They'd prefer to say it doesn't exist

The French are just jealous of our portable usable bread, that isn't 16 feet long, doesn't go off 20 minutes after purchase, and can actually be used to make sandwiches.

Wienerbrød, aka bread from Wien was inspired by Austrian bakers (classic "neutral" SCABS!) who came up to work in Denmark during a huge baker's strike in the mid 1800s. But as is the Danish way, we managed to pump it full of dairy, in this case butter.
But yeah, it is possible that it's referring to "remonce", the filling/topping used.

maybe it's actually swedish but wienerbröd is kinda soggy, isn't it?

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You forgot about rotten cabbage that is close to our hearts. In all shapes and forms.

Is there anything a potato can't do? 😍

"THE VAST ATLANTIC OCEAN." Nothing to see here...

I wish I'd had shade like this all summer

Was gonna say, maybe I'm just not aware of it, but France had famine in it much later than the Balkans . . . .https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines

It’s the European equivalent of extreme poverty. But by world standards, they’re doing just fine lol.

I was gonna say they miss the wine and fancy cheeses, but now that I think about it the wine selection is actually fairly solid, and you don't get much fancier than Pule.