Ed Sheeran leaves UK (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [M] to c/imgoingtohellforthis@sopuli.xyz
 

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[–] 45 points 1 month ago (26 children)

Things are already fucking terrible enough in America.

If we have to accept Ed Sheeran, England should be required to adopt Logan/Jake Paul.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    Ed sheeran seems like not an asshole, especially in proportion to his influence and presumably wealth.

    His singing doesn't factor into it IMO.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Him deciding to move to the US at this very time says otherwise.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    The UK is essentially just a client state of the US and is doing everything that the US is doing, just in a more comically incompetent manner. In fact the UK is worse in many ways, throwing anyone in jail who voices discontent with the genocide of the Palestinians.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I don't know much about where he stands as a contribution to overall society, however... I have; and I mean this seriously... heard his terrible music

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It may be terrible but his musics gotten me laid. Can't be that bad

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    his [music's] gotten me laid. Can't be that bad

    We'll let you judge the amount of help you feel you'd need ;-)

    Ed Sheeran apparently holds the record for

    • longest climb to #1 (19 weeks)
    • longest top-100 chart time (33 weeks)
    • only artist to have multiple songs exceed 10 weeks at #1 (whither TSwift?)

    I can't say whether his music is good, but I can say it appears others like his tunes a lot, for sexy time or not.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Please don't send Corden back!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    No, we are saving that chud for the super-volcano.

    He's actually kind of a bonus, that mofo is a fucking turd of a human. My turdar says he's 15% Trump (the highest we've had in a long time)

    That's a lot of gems. We can use those to make sure none of these fuckhats are allowed on Earth again.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Famous, white and rich. The US are the place to be, apparently. This shows a disgusting character

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    [–] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    We get one ginger back and lose another. The balance in the force is just right.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Prince Harry genuinely does not believe he is a ginger. I saw some interview he gave a few weeks ago where he said he isnt ginger and that his hair is “auburn”.

    Auburn of course being a shade of red, meaning he has red hair. But still not a ginger, somehow

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    being ginger draws unwanted attention to him being James Hewitt's son, not King Charles' son.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago*

    this is from wiki:

    a statement also made by Diana's royal protection officer, Inspector Ken Wharfe. Wharfe reiterated this in an interview in 2016,[26] and in his memoir Diana: Closely Guarded Secret published in 2002 (and reissued in 2017) in which he says "A simple comparison of dates proves it is impossible for Hewitt to be Harry's father. ... Harry was born on September 15, 1984, which means he was conceived around Christmas 1983, when his brother, William, was 18 months old. Diana did not meet James Hewitt until the summer of 1986."

    Diana attributed Harry's red hair colouration to her side of the family, calling him her "little Spencer".

    It would make sense for a reason the king has to remind everyone that Harry is not a working royal though lol

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Since it was apparently just deleted off reddit, but I'd sent it to a friend:

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    thank, but the link still work, must be a problem on your end

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    pushes glasses up well technically it could be like

    • America 110
    • Ed 111
    • UK 112
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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (13 children)

    Is there some rule that there has to be a famous ginge in residence of US? and now its Ed's turn?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago* (12 children)

    Bill Burr & Louis CK both respectfully went bald in solidarity against being ginger, and look what happened to them.

    Carrot Top decided to get buff and professionally eat penis and that dude went nowhere.

    Get bent, gingers! Ya angry tossers!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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