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[–] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 child)

So if I'm reading this correctly, doing keggles will eventually give me the power to shoot spiderman webs from my navel?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago

    ... AND take back youth. Twenty years younger and * * three times? Count me in!

    Uh... what does "denting navel" mean?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago

    Holy shit, deep memory, I've seen this book in person. It was at the community library in a building where I lived. Everyone assumed it was some white elephant gift that got slipped onto the shelves out of embarrassment.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago

    I think he meant Diarrhea

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Anyone else clinch their sphincter and then belly button once and be like..damn 100 times.

    Might gotta try that..but not rn

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    If i could get myself to do a task that feels meaningless and destined to fail 100 times in a row... I don't think I'd be considered depressed.

    I wish I had a gym trainer style depression trainer to push me to do simple shit i know I can do but for depressed reasons wont

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Awe buddy that’s hard.

    If ur really that downtrodden I can help keep you accountable or something.

    You need a hand?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I got hands, but looking for an upper right leg then my monster will be ready for the next thunderstorm...

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Honestly... Probably works

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    What's "denting" the navel? Like suck in your belly?

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