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Brand New Sentence

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Constricting anus 100 times and denting naval 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression (thelemmy.club)

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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 child)

So if I'm reading this correctly, doing keggles will eventually give me the power to shoot spiderman webs from my navel?

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I don't see another way to interpret it. Seems very clear. Starting now, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

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