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Brand New Sentence

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Constricting anus 100 times and denting naval 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression (thelemmy.club)

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[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Awe buddy that’s hard.

If ur really that downtrodden I can help keep you accountable or something.

You need a hand?

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got hands, but looking for an upper right leg then my monster will be ready for the next thunderstorm...

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[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

All I've got is arm bones and half a spine, go fish

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Damn... I got a kidney your turn.

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