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[–] 49 points 1 month ago (9 children)

My dinner from a few weeks ago

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Did you seriously search for "hockey" in gay pornhub?

    You have to be fucking Canadian

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Fancy pants can afford meat

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  • [–] 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Is that... the bathroom floor?

    I mean... given the meal... I guess it makes sense

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you'll be so drunk you won't even care that you're eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Swim out past the breakers, and watch the world die

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, ketchup, pepper, mix it and it's good to go

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Cooking isn't hard, just burn the house down like the rest of us idiots!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Habe some respect and put some onion in it to have a proper mettigel

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I don't think I've ever tried raw ground beef like that. I've tried beef tartar thingy...wasn't that great. Sashimi is another world better. How was it? Did you only take that one bite, or did you tear that shit down?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Still need a plastic fork, but I approve, lmao

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Where's the bread? The onions? Mettbrötchen is pretty good if done right.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Poor lad never grew up to be man, died of dysentery.

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    Going out to buy meat sounds like a huge waste of time. I'd just eat 2 cup noodles and call it a day

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  • [–] -4 points 1 month ago (1 child)