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TranscriptComic in 3 Panels

Panel 1: Joe Rogan squinting at his guest on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe: So you’re saying you’ve never been fed?

Panel 2: A grey cat is being interviewed. Food crumbs are visible at the corner of its mouth. There is an open can of food next to it.

Cat: That’s right Joe. I’ve never been fed in my entire whole life.

Panel 3: Joe looking shocked at the revelation which is clearly 100% true

Joe: Wow.

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Comic by @adamtots

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[–] 2 points 1 hour ago

It's entirely possible

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  • [–] 1 point 47 minutes ago

    what did that feel like like, when you first found found out you'd never been fed before?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 hours ago

    This is giving joe way too much credit, he's Far dumber than that.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

    Man, 2013 Rogan was just him talking to other out of work comedians about Fear Factor. Not sure I miss it? Definitely would prefer it.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 hours ago* (1 child)

    As awful as I found fear factor itself (I’m very afraid of heights and squeamish), I’d still prefer it.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    It wasn't the heights I had a problem with watching. It was the eating. My stomach got unhappy just watching.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago

    Yeah, I don’t love the idea of being covered in bugs or snakes or something, but it’s definitely worth a huge sum of money. I know eating live scorpions (or similar) isn’t worth it for me, and I’m pretty sure I’d literally have a heart attack if I had to do a heights challenge, so they’re definitely not paying enough.

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  • [–] 52 points 8 hours ago

    I love that this is a comic now.

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  • [–] 48 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    How did my cat get on Joe Rogan?

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  • [–] 19 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    The cat is part of a right-wing propaganda group, so Joe was 100% on board with having it.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    Not true. All cats are members of the same anarchy organization. He just duped them into thinking he is in alignment with them.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    Cats are (American) libertarians.

    Completely dependent on a system they neither understand or appreciate, while claiming complete independence from it, and constantly try to tear it all down.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    Well, you've messed up my claim. Yes, some cats are totally like that, and would never survive on their own. Others wouldn't give their past human servants a second thought if they found themselves outside. Still, they are not right wing.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    The right-wing attitude can be boiled down to "I've got mine, fuck you, give me yours".

    The details vary, but that's the core of it.

    Cats certainly qualify. I own three of them and they're all assholes.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago (1 child)

    Feral cats even benefit from the vast amounts of waste we generate. Mice and other prey live off our scraps, even if the cats don’t directly.

    It’s scary how analogous they are to the libertarians. Never seen a cute libertarian though.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    I love Adam Tots stuff. Not my favorite of his, and no I'm not a Rogan fan, but not bad for a weekly submission.

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  • [–] 40 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    That's interesting, I saw this same joke yesterday in text form, I wonder if he got it from that

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  • [–] 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)