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TranscriptComic in 3 Panels

Panel 1: Joe Rogan squinting at his guest on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe: So you’re saying you’ve never been fed?

Panel 2: A grey cat is being interviewed. Food crumbs are visible at the corner of its mouth. There is an open can of food next to it.

Cat: That’s right Joe. I’ve never been fed in my entire whole life.

Panel 3: Joe looking shocked at the revelation which is clearly 100% true

Joe: Wow.

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Comic by @adamtots

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[–] 24 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

Not true. All cats are members of the same anarchy organization. He just duped them into thinking he is in alignment with them.

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  • [–] 29 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

    Cats are (American) libertarians.

    Completely dependent on a system they neither understand or appreciate, while claiming complete independence from it, and constantly try to tear it all down.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 minutes ago

    I lol'd,

    But when i think about it more, cats could actually go feral and survive on their own

    Unlike libertarians who couldnt last 2 days wothout driving their fat asses down a publicly funded road in their giant SUV fueled by publicly subsidized gas prices. Driving to go to the supermarket to buy food produced with farm subsidies and whatever public funds are upholding the temporary foreign slave labour we import seasonally to harvest food....

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  • [–] 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    Well, you've messed up my claim. Yes, some cats are totally like that, and would never survive on their own. Others wouldn't give their past human servants a second thought if they found themselves outside. Still, they are not right wing.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

    The right-wing attitude can be boiled down to "I've got mine, fuck you, give me yours".

    The details vary, but that's the core of it.

    Cats certainly qualify. I own three of them and they're all assholes.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    Feral cats even benefit from the vast amounts of waste we generate. Mice and other prey live off our scraps, even if the cats don’t directly.

    It’s scary how analogous they are to the libertarians. Never seen a cute libertarian though.

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