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[–] 223 points 1 week ago (9 children)

sounds like he can't have sex with a woman without thinking about gay sex.

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  • [–] 79 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    If the person you fuck doesn't have a baby after you're done then they're a dude. It's very worrying.

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  • [–] 147 points 1 week ago (15 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to satisfy your wife?

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  • [–] 78 points 1 week ago (9 children)

    50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)

    /s

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    [–] 68 points 1 week ago* (9 children)

    BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?

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    [–] 61 points 1 week ago (15 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to please a woman?

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  • [–] 54 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them

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    [–] 59 points 1 week ago (11 children)
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    [–] 55 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    This guy is married. I've been single for for almost a decade and this guy is married.

    Wow, I'm way worse than I thought and I didn't think much of myself to begin with lol

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  • [–] 29 points 1 week ago

    Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that's what smart people always say. It's especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That's just logic!

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    [–] 51 points 1 week ago (11 children)

    I watched the whole interview and was left absolutely speechless. The self gaslighting and absolute willful ignorance this man possesses is legendary. Its freaking crazy. The straight men, most of them are not okay. I can't believe (I can, he's in denial much about a personal truth), that he fully believes with this whole chest that giving women a pleasurable experience is "gay sex", like buddy. I have had actual gay sex and that's between two men (or women) sweetie. ROFL

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    [–] 40 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    If I don't give my partner at least 3 to 5 orgasms before I finish, I feel utter defeat.

    I love pleasuring other people. It's fun. This guy can't fuck.

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    [–] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    A few years ago I saw a pastor who wanted to lock all the gays up and "put the men with the men and the women with the women so they couldn't breed" and I've thought about him ever since.

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    [–] 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn't the first time I've seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.

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    [–] 35 points 1 week ago

    yeah, the super gay thing of men having sex with women.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    So, during sex, he has no idea if the sex is gay or not. Only when it can be conclusively proven that it led to a pregnancy retroactively establishes the sex as straight or gay? Sounds complicated.

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    [–] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    This man can vote. That's so depressing...

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    [–] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    We're living in an era where it's becoming harder to distinguish between shitposting and actual shit someone said in most serious tone possible

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    [–] 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?

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    [–] 30 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Sounds like he's not even attracted to women, only forces himself to have sex with one because he really really likes kids.

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    [–] 29 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Sometimes I wonder if MAGA is an Andy Kaufman bit.

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    [–] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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    [–] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Dear boys,

    Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.

    Being mad. That's the straightest you can be.

    Even gay means happy.

    Don't be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).

    Checkmate, atheists.

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    You're not going to or you can't?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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    [–] 22 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    This is one of the gayest things I've ever read.

    Dude lives full-time in Narnia.

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    [–] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    I bet my house he's on Grindr

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    [–] 20 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    why women don’t want to go out with me !

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    [–] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    I'm sorry but none of this is real. There's no way anyone can possibly be this stupid. We are clearly living in a massive simulation where the programmers are taking bets over how fucking surreal they can make right wing politics before it stops being viable. Clearly our entire existence is a political science experiment for an unfathomably advanced civilization. There's no other explanation.

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    What a fucking weirdo. Nobody should stop having sex with their wives because this guy thinks it's gay.

    The man in this video is Josiah Moody, not Luke Moody. Luke Beasley is the person interviewing him. Moody appeared on Beasley's show The Grudge with his wife, Isabella, in December 2024.

    That being said, the actual statement attributed to him is essentially accurate. Moody explicitly said that he does not value sex primarily for orgasm or pleasure, but for reproduction. He then argued that sex between a man and woman becomes "gay sex" when it is pursued for pleasure rather than reproduction. When asked about infertile people, he said he was "pro people committing to celibacy for the rest of their life."

    And this is where the argument goes completely off the rails.

    He is objectively wrong about what "gay sex" means. Gay sex means sexual activity between people of the same sex. That is literally what the word homosexual means. A man having sex with his wife is heterosexual sex regardless of whether they are trying to conceive, whether she has an orgasm, whether she is using birth control, or whether conception is biologically possible.

    His argument does not actually redefine homosexuality. He is simply taking the word "gay," attaching an entirely unrelated criterion to it, which is whether sex is procreative, and then pretending that his personal definition supersedes the ordinary meaning of the word.

    And the reproductive argument is equally absurd. Sex does not become non heterosexual because pregnancy does not occur. Most acts of heterosexual intercourse do not result in pregnancy. Ovulation only occurs during a limited portion of the menstrual cycle, contraception prevents pregnancy, infertility exists, menopause exists, and pregnancy itself is not guaranteed even when conception is biologically possible.

    By his reasoning, a heterosexual married couple who has sex on a day when the woman is not fertile is having "gay sex." A couple using a condom is having "gay sex." A postmenopausal heterosexual couple is having "gay sex." A heterosexual couple who simply enjoys sex without attempting to conceive is having "gay sex."

    That is not a controversial interpretation of heterosexuality. It is simply objectively nonsensical.

    And frankly, the most ridiculous part is that he seems to believe that female sexual pleasure somehow makes heterosexual sex less heterosexual. A man having sex with his wife and giving her an orgasm is, by every conventional definition imaginable, heterosexual sex. There is absolutely nothing homosexual about it.

    He is certainly entitled to believe that his own sex life should be exclusively reproductive. If he wants to have sex only when attempting to conceive, that is his business. But the moment he starts claiming that everyone else's heterosexual sex becomes homosexual because they are not trying to reproduce, he has left the realm of describing his personal values and entered the realm of making an objectively false claim about what words mean.

    So yes, the meme is based on a real statement. The man's name is wrong, but the underlying stupidity is unfortunately genuine.

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    [–] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Why would he want to give orgasms to babies?

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    Sounds like cope.

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