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[–] 1 point 1 minute ago

I also never have to create a linkedin profile

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  • [–] 1 point 32 minutes ago

    Linkedin is probably the stupidest social media ever created. It's worse than Google Circles.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 hour ago

    He knows not of New Teams, nor of Teams (New)

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  • [–] 1 point 53 minutes ago

    Are you sure their email isn't PhatKat@linkedin.com?

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    I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.

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  • [–] 24 points 16 hours ago

    Getting my cat an email account has really fast-tracked his business, plus I don't have to listen to the fax machine all the time.

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  • [–] 37 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Innocent angel now. Criminal mastermind soon.

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  • [–] 28 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Nobody has to make a LinkedIn profile though. Simply starving to death is a much preferable alternative.

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    Isn't linkedin just bots talking about their corporations? There aren't actual humans there, right?

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  • [–] 9 points 17 hours ago

    Hope this comment finds you well.

    If you are this cute as fuck you don't need no LinkedIn either

    Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

    Best Regards

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  • [–] 8 points 17 hours ago

    i dunno man, cats basically run this shit

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  • [–] 3 points 14 hours ago

    Lucky bastard

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  • [–] 2 points 14 hours ago

    He'll always live in the present.

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago

    Dis' lil' puddy tat is going to be a very dangerous creature when it's grown up. Remember that lil raptor Dr. Grant picked up in Jurassic park? ...this is it...in a cute furry lil' bundle. :-)

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