You don't understand, all that suffering and all those dead babies are part of His plaaaaaaan. How can you even have morals without believing in god, please excuse the piles of dead babies.

God has some of the worst fucking representatives. I don't want to be in a heaven with those assholes

Yeah, God is kinda an asshole, and if hes not, and hes worried about our opinions of him he really needs to work on his messaging and explaining why stuff has to be so shitty. Being God and all I imagine that isn't beyond his abilities...

You know, assuming he existed...

The real problem is God doesn't believe in me

you picked the wrong religion

There is no way that most people didn't pick the correct religion. Even if all Christians were "correct" enough to get to heaven regardless of denomination, that still leaves 71%+ of the world who aren't Christians. And that is best case scenario as Christians are the largest religious group by population in the world currently. And even within the Christian community, there are plenty of in-groups and out-groups that consider one another to be cultish and blasphemy. No matter what you are betting, your chances aren't great and the majority of the world is still "wrong" and will face whatever consequences come with that fact.

Personally, I'm happy to just not believe rather than to force myself to conform to some oppressive dogma, dump my time and money into a church, and live with shame just to hedge my bets for what would still be bad odds anyway.

There is only one guy who guessed correct religion after particularly vivid mushroom trip, but he's still in hell because he started doing correct things for the wrong motivation.

That is Christian doctrine. "The sinful nature of man." IOW in the evangelical world view, we all need that leash or we'd all be, well, like American evangelicals.

As long as you don't intend to ask for forgiveness in the first place

Did you personally go to heaven and verify?

IIRC the so-called "virtuous pagans" went to purgatory

My variant is "any god who requires me to suck his cock to get to the good place is a giant dick, undeserving of praise nor respect. Any god I'd bother to worship wouldn't care if I did or not"

Can heaven run doom tho?

You may be interested in watching The Good Place series if you haven't

Devil's advocate:

No it wouldn't if an all powerful deity allows you to not feel that boredom. Maybe you can be bored recreationally. As a treat you know?

Certainly any "infinite reward" existence would be something very different than our current state of being but an all powerful being could create something like it.

Apathy could be removed, or adjusted too. As can memories, let's say at our own will. Sheep detective style. Let's replay Elden ring for the first time for the 100th time. Make the conditions perfect to feel the same thrill.

You can exist in bursts. Tailend your life, wipe, repeat. Look back at a whim to see many pasts.