Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.

I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.

I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it's done well.

When Tina Belcher becomes Teena the dark drama girlie.

“No one can talk to a horse, of course.”

“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”

Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.

Comedy horror is still horror.🤷