[Shakes old fist and gets immediately winded. Wheezing...] I'm coming for you Dakota MapQuest!

I blame whoever it was that gave this asshole a television show. They should be dealt with.

He knows his place, that's why capital loves him in spite of his constant fuckups.

Fuck it, just pass an EO renaming Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.

Actually - I think one of the first things President Newsom (or neoliberal equivalent) will do is change names back. Libs love such pointless shit. But during the inauguration speech of President Newsom (or neoliberal equivalent) - he will say... Now is not the time for rancor. We must look forward. We are all Americans...

A chud influencer's clip goes viral. He says "Ranker? What the fuck is ranker? 'N we are Americans. Libs aren't Americans. Fuck that guy. 'N fuck them!" During President Newsom (or neoliberal equivalent)'s passionate first 100 days - he gives the gestapo a few $100 million for "training, reform, and restructuring". He says the conditions for the concentration camps will "get a through review". He also says his Defense Modernization Plan will add on another half a trillion to the Pentagon's yearly budget because - of course(!) - "we must be ready to face China."

Newsome will change all the names back on his last day in office, effective in 6 weeks, so that the incoming R admin can quietly rescind the order.

fix all his fuck ups.

By doing more than renaming a lake and a gulf, right?

Country is falling apart, international relations have never been worse, diseases rampant,

Excellent stuff. More please.

He's as imaginative as the people who voted for him

Everyone starts referring to it by its initialism and asking "what's LofA?"

His pathetic voters have no shame, it’s truly jaw dropping