This just in: Google and Apple announce they've updated their maps.

Reporters need to start reporting on Trump's deranged statements with the severity they deserve.

Everyday with this fucking guy

Why? was Trumps Gay taken?

Did you knoooooow, that a judge has been yelling at the DOJ and will soon force the release of more Epstein files since they fucked up the original release so bad?

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/13/politics/epstein-judge-hearing-justice-department-contempt-warning

Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?

Is... Is he gaining self awareness?

'Trump's Folly' seems more apt.

folly /fŏl′ē/ noun

1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.

2. An act or instance of foolishness.

3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

Canada Proposes Renaming "Strait of Hormuz" to "Strait of our Moose"

Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.

If Trump was strait, he wouldn't be blowing Bubba.

Nah, rename that one.

“Iran takes Trump’s Strait, demands repayment.”

“Trump’s Strait under fire”

“America vows to destroy blockage of Trump’s Strait”

“Trump fails to secure Strait

Someone can probably do better than me here, but I feel the name has potential for ridicule

Google said to already be in the process of renaming Google Earth to Google Trump.

It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now...

Trump Strait

Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won

The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.

It's the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.

Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.

By this time next year he'll have renamed half the major cities on earth

Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.

I can propose things too...

Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn't crash the stock market this time.

Ok fuck this. Fine. Planet Trump. But once that guy is out we have to legalize the entire world against the use of that name on anything. They cannot take any office or name even a broken down car with that name. We revert every law, every rename, everything. Like the Disney movie with the purple guy that had a glove.

Let's just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace

you mean "not-the epstein" strait.

Honestly we should be calling it that every day it’s blocked causing rising gas prices and death and other assorted chaos

Only Trump and his passel o' rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.

Ah shit! I put all my money on either "The Freedom Strait" or "The American Strait". I shoulda known.

At least this one is a fairly apt description for a crooked body of water.

The words were laid on stream or stone

When Donald woke but wasn't woke.

He named the named hills and dells;

He drank from now untasty wells

I mean if he really wants the credit I'll call it "Trump's Waterloo" for him.

Minor adjustment: 'Trump's Strait'

It has an Achilles' Heel ring to it.

As much as it stays blocked, he should rename it Trump Colon

The "Trump Strait" can not even be penetrated properly after using literally tons of explosives...