Trump Strait

Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.

It's the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.

If Trump was strait, he wouldn't be blowing Bubba.

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕

Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.

I can propose things too...

The "Trump Strait" can not even be penetrated properly after using literally tons of explosives...

Ah shit! I put all my money on either "The Freedom Strait" or "The American Strait". I shoulda known.

'Trump's Folly' seems more apt.

folly /fŏl′ē/ noun

1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.

2. An act or instance of foolishness.

3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now...

Only Trump and his passel o' rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.

Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?

Is... Is he gaining self awareness?

Fuck off!

Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.

Google said to already be in the process of renaming Google Earth to Google Trump.

This just in: Google and Apple announce they've updated their maps.

Everyday with this fucking guy

you mean "not-the epstein" strait.

Reporters need to start reporting on Trump's deranged statements with the severity they deserve.

The words were laid on stream or stone

When Donald woke but wasn't woke.

He named the named hills and dells;

He drank from now untasty wells

Did you knoooooow, that a judge has been yelling at the DOJ and will soon force the release of more Epstein files since they fucked up the original release so bad?

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/13/politics/epstein-judge-hearing-justice-department-contempt-warning

Taco of Hormuz

Why? was Trumps Gay taken?

Ok fuck this. Fine. Planet Trump. But once that guy is out we have to legalize the entire world against the use of that name on anything. They cannot take any office or name even a broken down car with that name. We revert every law, every rename, everything. Like the Disney movie with the purple guy that had a glove.

Nah, rename that one.

“Iran takes Trump’s Strait, demands repayment.”

“Trump’s Strait under fire”

“America vows to destroy blockage of Trump’s Strait”

“Trump fails to secure Strait

Someone can probably do better than me here, but I feel the name has potential for ridicule

Canada Proposes Renaming "Strait of Hormuz" to "Strait of our Moose"

Go squanch yourself

I mean if he really wants the credit I'll call it "Trump's Waterloo" for him.

That little twink really likes the idea of getting a boat up his ass twice a day