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[–] 74 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Don't forget the diarrhea lettuce

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  • [–] 63 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    The Taylor Farms diarrhea lettuce and diarrhea jalapeño peppers, specifically. The same Taylor Farms that donated to a Trump-aligned super PAC six days before the announced delay of food safety regulations.

    ETA: this is only meant to name and shame a big offender, but all large corpos benefit from the disgusting deregulation rampant here in the United Shits of America :’)

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  • [–] 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    They love swallowing. They're the greatest at it. Nobody swallows better than MAGA! thank you for your attention to this matter.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    They love swallowing,

    They are the greatest at it,

    maga swallows best!

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  • [–] 27 points 2 weeks ago
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    MAGA will shit wildly from eating literal hot dogs, now that we got bad beef.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago

    Don’t forget ink in the tofu

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago*

    The only thing inaccurate about this meme is the dude's expression of discontent.

    Republicans, especially maga, would enthusiastically let Trump shit in their mouth if it meant a 'librul' would have to smell it.

    They are happy to fall on the sword so long as it causes harm to some out-group. They love that shit.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    Dying from dysentery like it's Oregon Trail

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago

    That’s a hard glizzy to hork

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Don't forget explosive diarrhea!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    They’re pro data center now too, daddy donny told em to change their minds

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)
  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

    Conspiracy theory since the BLM is selling rounded up wild horses to buyers and then those buyers are suspected of selling to slaughter houses. Meanwhile the administration is waiving tariffs to import lean meat trimmings without specifying the source countries. The theory is those two things are directly linked.

    Article on the Horses

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)
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    [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Fuck now I really want a hotdog.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Is that a reference to something? I feel like some comedy bit featured someone saying "that makes me want a hotdog real bad". Maybe a false memory on my part.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I'm outta the loop on horse meat. Do I even wanna know?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    There are protected wild horses on federal land.

    It's illegal to hunt them or kill them for meat.

    But the Trump administration has found a loophole: if they capture them and sell them to a foreign entity alive, that foreign entity can legally butcher them.

    It's darkly funny because those horses are a invasive species that only have federal protections because conservatives like to pretend to be cowboys.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Don't you know it's Biden's fault?!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Huh, what's so bad about horse meat? Doesn't seem to belong with the others ...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    Just a little price to pay to own the libs.

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