Yep

They do be stealing

My little guy Charlie stole my debit card and ran it under the dresser before I could catch him

They are wearing little masks!

Suspiciously loot shaped stomach

To repeat myself:

The scientific name for the domestic european ferret is mustela putorius furo, which means smelly thieving weasel. The name ferret is derived from the word furrito, which means little thief.

No gods, no masters, no property rights, no baths.

Not small per se but they do steal my heart. Lil tube cats