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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Chair height, elongated bowl for the win.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if you need to sit? I'm gonna guess this is a joke

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I have a solution to our hygiene problems, everyone: poop hoses. Dropping a spooky dookie into a bowl of water is outdated and gross. We can just attach a poop hose to our bee hinds and wham! Hygiene.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They don't have Washlets (bidet seats) so they're all a fail from me :P

Though 100% on closing the lid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I usually close it afterwards, unless I did a stinky - then I’ll leave it open to throw off suspicion.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

my toilet in rented apartment doesn't have a lid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You can buy lids at Home Depot/Lowes.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Everyone else dribbles all over the seat and doesn't clean it so I leave it up.

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