Conversion therapy but it's just tazing someone in the balls every time they try to engage in personal hygiene or pick out clothes that don't make them look like a sack of potatoes.

Wait, shit, that's just how mainstream society worked for men in the 90s and early 2000s.

Yeah deport Milo to fucking CECOT, he's a terrorist.

"It all started with a guy called Andy, Andy B"

You may find yourself
Glorifying the straight life
And you may find yourself
In another part of the world
And you may find yourself
Grabbed from the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in an ICE holding cell
Definition of strife
And you may ask yourself
"Well... how did I get here?"

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"Definition of strife" is not the greatest line but I had to get a rhyme for "wife" or the whole thing calls apart.

Dude's password was "LongKnives1290". I have to look this up every time because I always think "surely not LongKnives, surely"